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MARTIN AMIS ON LITERARY SUCCESS


or rather, on the difference between British and American literary success:

“Whereas a British literary success would be rather low on incident (do radio interview; have lunch with publisher; get boiler mended), it is true that the American version provides considerable drama . . . You become a millionaire. You are mobbed in the street. Pale ‘loners’ have your picture tacked to the dartboard. Gossip columnists pair you off with Liza Minelli. Your sexual confessions increase the sale of pantyhose, nationwide. PR firms want your mother to star in their rollmop commercials.” [on Philip Roth]

“It is hard to imagine the kind of freedom that was suddenly Mailer’s. After an equivalent success, an English writer might warily give up his job as a schoolmaster, or buy a couple of filing cabinets. But Mailer had the whole of America to play with.” [on Norman Mailer]

“When success happens to an English writer, he acquires a new typewriter. When success happens to an American writer, he acquires a new life. The transformation is more or less inexorable.” [on Kurt Vonnegut].

BOBBY DARIN DIED 40 YEARS AGO



Bobby Darin's singles were part of my adolescence, and all these decades later I'm still impressed by his work, the multiplicity of his talent and his human decency.

He was a songwriter, singer, actor, pianist, guitarist and mentor to RogerMcGuinn; he conquered the pop charts and then dinner-jacket showbiz, yet came to see that turbulent times called for songs of social conscience. As a person he was gracious, articulate, sharp and funny.

He was a talented actor, playing a shell-shocked soldier in the Gregory Peck film Captain Newman, M.D. in 1963, and was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor. More solidly, that performance won him the French Film Critics' Best Actor Award at that year's Cannes Film Festival.

He was, too, a serious chess-player, and was going to sponsor a generously financed chess tournament until his serious ill health prevented its launch.

As for his records, well OK, not ‘Splish Splash', but ‘Dream Lover', produced by the Erteguns, was one of the most shimmering records of 1960 - and was followed, very surprisingly, by the best version of ‘Mack the Knife', with Darin unarguably the master of this radically different genre. Then came ‘Beyond the Sea', a more than worthy successor that didn't try to replace the Charles Trenet original (‘La Mer', a timeless track blemished only by the ridiculously over-hearty male voice choir at the end). I still love it. I loved a number of his later records too, though often preferring the B-sides, as with ‘Nature Boy' and, my all-time favourite, ‘I'll Be There', which had, at the time, a relatively intricate rhyme-scheme, a seductively flowing melody line, and was delivered immaculately and with tenderness and great feeling:



Neil Young said this of him: “I used to be pissed off at Bobby Darin because he changed styles so much. Now I look at him and think he was a genius.”

He sang duets on TV with an extraordinary range of people from Stevie Wonder to Judy Garland, from Dinah Shore to Clyde McPhatter and from Linda Ronstadt to Jimmy Durante. He sang ‘I'll Be Your Baby Tonight' with Judy Collins in 1969; he could sing 'Cry Me A River' and ‘Lonesome Whistle Blues'; he could play bluesy harmonica and convincing drum solos; and do fine imitations of Hollywood stars.

Here's that footage of him with Clyde McPhatter - with Darin casually brilliant on rock'n'roll piano:



Finally, a curio - chatting with Elvis:



Dion DiMucci said of him: He took from the best, but when it came out it was pure Darin."

He died in the early hours of December 20, 1973, shortly after the completion of surgery to repair artificial heart valves he'd received in an earlier operation. He was 37 years old.


MAGDALENA UPDATE


I'm delighted to report that our daughter Magdalena has reached - in fact exceeded - her target of £800 in fund-raising to finance her 10 weeks' work in Nicaragua, which starts in early February. She's been thrilled and amazed at the speed and generosity of people's responses - in many cases from people she's never met. She has been writing to all donors, and will be updating them on the specifics of the work she'll be assigned, and on how it goes; but in the meantime Sarah and I would like to express our warm thanks to all who responded and contributed.

NEARLY 28 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY SEEN THIS . . .

... so here I am, late again:

QUAINTNESS OF THE RECENT PAST NO. 36

Essence of 1970s

QUAINTNESS OF THE RECENT PAST NO. 35

mobile geology lab, 1966

THE TWO BEST PHOTOS OF DYLAN AT THE ALBERT HALL

As usual, the best shots come from Paolo Brillo, and from the Royal Albert Hall 2013, these are the best of his:
and:

MAGDALENA IN NICARAGUA: AN APPEAL


In February my daughter Magdalena will begin 10 weeks’ voluntary work on a development programme in Nicaragua. This is part of the government’s International Citizen Service (ICS), which brings young people together to fight poverty and make a difference where it is needed most.

Nicaragua is one of the poorest countries in the Western hemisphere, with nearly 70% of its inhabitants existing on less than £0.62 a day, and with the rural population at a particular disadvantage.

Every volunteer like Magdalena is matched by a fully-funded young Nicaraguan volunteer.They will work on health projects and natural resource management programmes, in communities that have specifically requested their help.

She needs to raise £800 for Raleigh International Nicaragua, the respected and non-profit-making development agency hosting the volunteers. This will allow them to continue to bring about positive change in the developing communities where they work – such as clean water to thousands of people in rural communities.

Any contribution from you will be a real help. Please make as generous a donation as you can here. Thank you.

FRANK ZAPPA

Frank Zappa died 20 years ago today. I met him once, in his hotel in London when he was there in the 1970s suing the Royal Albert Hall for cancelling a gig they'd contracted to host (on grounds of anticipated obscenity). I attended the trial, a wonderful prolonged comedy, for Let It Rock magazine, and interviewed him in his commodious hotel suite one mid-afternoon. Room-service arrived bearing an enormous tray of flambuoyantly British afternoon tea. Zappa handed me a cup & saucer, picked up the teapot and asked: "Shall I be Mother?"


Here's the obituary I wrote for, ahem, the Daily Mail in 1993:

Frank Zappa, who has died of cancer in Los Angeles at the age of 52, might well be seen as the last wild man of rock, were it not that on the one hand Jerry Lee Lewis and Little Richard are still alive, and on the other that Frank Vincent Zappa, born December 21, 1940, was a composer and musician whose work ranged far wider than “rock” suggests.

For many, he will remain the man who gave the world The Mothers Of Invention, and albums called “Lumpy Gravy”, “Weasels Ripped My Flesh” and “We’re Only In It For The Money” (this last a savage parody of the Beatles’ “Sgt. Pepper” artwork). His breakthrough came on the West Coast as a bohemian avant-garde was becoming the mass “hippie” movement, and with early songs like ‘Call Any Vegetable’, ‘Who Needs The Peace Corps?’ and ‘The Brain Police’, Zappa made himself famous with equally savage satirical attacks on both the gullible hippie young and their parents, while appearing in early publicity shots sporting a flowery dress along with a distinctively swarthy moustache and Imperial beard, and with his long hair up in bunches.

Having gained an entree into the world of rock celebrity, however, Zappa put himself at the cutting edge of studio technology and was a pioneer at integrating modern “classical” music, jazz and rock in complex, witty ways. In the end, he offered us thirty years’ worth of music across what was an unprecedented, and remains an unrivalled, breadth of musical terrain.

Zappa’s life and work always displayed dramatic contradictions. An artist of the most demanding musical sensibility, he never outgrew a taste for smut-songs, always missing the critical point by defending them for their “humour” and “sexual honesty”; a talented self-publicist with a trademark flair for grotesque-joke titles, he was always committedly serious about his work; a workaholic disciplinarian who despised the use of drink and drugs, he chose for his early image that of laid-back leader of an anarchic drug-fuelled hippie band. A loud champion of “groupies”, he was one of the very few men in rock to stay married (to Gail Sloatman) for over 25 years; an effective political campaigner against the New Right televangelists in Reagan’s America, he never considered himself a liberal or a supporter of the left. A fine rock-guitarist, he was a steadfast enemy of mainstream rock music; a “classical” composer, he was always quick to bring into his band jazz musicians of promise and talent, including George Duke and Jean-Luc Ponty.

In the end, perhaps, Zappa came to see musicians as purchaseable units, like editing-suites or amps: part of the baggage the composer needed to finance and deploy. Or not, in the case of rock musicians. His 1986 release “Jazz From Hell” was made, one track excepted, entirely on the computer-keyboard instrument the Synclavier: dispensing with musicians yet sounding like lots of them.

The crunch came in 1988, when the rock tour that would be his last collapsed after 81 shows, Zappa sacking most of the musicians because they were all in dispute. The rehearsals had lasted 10 hours a day, 5 days a week for four months.

As the me-decade ended, Zappa made trips to Russia and Czechoslovakia. He got caught up in “facilitating American finance” (unsuccessfully) for a Russian horror film, and trying to help sell frozen muffins to the USSR. Zappa said: “I met all these very interesting people who wanted to do a wide range of business things with people from the West... [I was] kind of like a dating service.”

In 1990, Zappa revisited Prague, President Havel urging him to be a cultural liaison officer for the new rĂ©gime in its approaches to the west. In 1991 he returned to Czechoslovakia and Hungary to celebrate the departure of their Soviet troops, and at a Prague concert gave his only guitar performance since the rock-tour collapse. In London he told BBC Radio 4 that he was still doing “a feasibility study” on standing for the US Presidency in '92, by getting US radio listener-response. By the autumn, no decision had been announced, and then his illness was announced instead.

Despite myriad other activity, serious composition had long been Zappa’s main concern. The vegetable-fetischist with the dope-head rock group and the aesthetically-challenged publicity (older readers may recall the “Zappa the Crapper” poster) had become a serious composer, his work performed in concert-halls alongside Cage, Stravinsky and other moderns.

In 1983, overseeing a Barbican performance of his orchestral works with the LSO and the young American conductor Kent Nagano (now with the HallĂ©), Zappa was unhappy at the orchestra’s apparent drinking in the interval, and said that on the subsequent recording-sessions, repairing trumpet-section faults needed forty edits in seven minutes’ music. These are undetectable because, as Nagano concedes, “Frank was such a superb editor.”

Zappa also worked with Pierre Boulez, but felt that the Ensemble InterContemporain, too, was under-rehearsed, for its 1984 performance of his work in Paris. “I hated that premiere,” he wrote. “Boulez virtually had to drag me onto the stage to take a bow.” Five years later, asked to identify his “primary goal”, Zappa answered: “That’s easy. I’m still waiting for an accurate performance!”

In the event, he lived to hear something he probably felt came close. Since contracting cancer, Zappa had cancelled many public appearances and new works. His last completed major project was “The Yellow Shark”, a collection of work commissioned by the Ensemble Modern and premiered at the Frankfurt Music Festival in September 1992. Zappa had planned to conduct part of each evening’s performance but in the event could manage the baton only for small portions of the first performance. The work was nevertheless an immediate success, and under Zappa’s own supervision yielded a CD recording, released only last month, which, happily, can stand as a decent last release from one of the major creative figures of modern music.